Ode to Karen's Seats · 12 January 08
My friend Karen gave me a set of awesome tickets to an Oilers game last week – this is how I am repaying her… with my guitar, my MacBook and my pride. Thanks Karen!
Lyrics:
Saturday at home with nothing much to do
There’s a game on tonight but its only pay per view
Then the phone rings, I grab it and say “hello”
Karen can’t use her tickets, do I think I can go?!
Put your bum in the seat
and the bun around the meat
throw some popcorn in the air ‘n
be so happy you know Karen.
Closer to the bottom than the top
So close that you can see Mc T’s bald spot
You can feel the wind off that hard Souray shot
Next time I see Karen gonna tell her “Thanks a lot!”
Put my bum in the seat
and my beer between my feet
my arms are in the air ‘n
feel so happy I know Karen.
Roli makes the save and Horcoff takes it up
A blistering shot by Nilsson but someone mucks it up
Hemsky to Pisani but it bounces off his shin
Oh man, I can’t fricken believe that didn’t go freakin’ in!
Put our bums in the seats
the off-side whistle goes tweet
our middle finger’s in the air ‘n
be so happy we know Karen.
Put my bum in the seat
and my beer between my feet
my arms are in the air ‘n
throw some popcorn in the air ‘n
middle finger’s in the air ‘n
I’m so happy I know Karen… Douglas that is.